Taco Bell To Savagely Unleash A Deep Fried Chicken Taco Shell

In the great battle of fast food places just daring us to consume insanity, Taco Bell upped the ante by infusing KFC-inspired technology that did away with a bun and replace it with deep fried meat. Taco Bell has decided that a taco shell is no longer acceptable to clog our collective arteries, and will offer customers an opportunity to eat a taco with a deep fried chicken shell instead.

Behold, the Naked Chicken Chalupa!

Look at this monstrosity.

Starting Jan. 26, we will once again be offered the chance — for a mere $2.99 — to play Russian Roulette with our health by consuming this fried chicken taco shell filled with lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar cheese and avocado ranch sauce — so it does contain vegetables, because otherwise that would just be irresponsible.